It would have been cooler if he played "The Final Countdown"

Last night I went to my company Christmas party. The theme was a Speakeasy Christmas. I had a great time. Many rugs were cut and many jiggys were gotten with. I also had a job to work the door, ask for the password, and toss the riff-raff.

I wasn't a fan of the evening's entertainments though. The company brought in a magician. Yes, Harry Houdini was popular during the time of the speakeasy but I thought it was a Christmas party, not an eight year-old's birthday party.

Unfortunately, I had to alert the magicians' alliance since the magician revealed how he did one of his tricks.